Oct 252016
 

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You should probably go watch Black Mirror on Netflix. They aren’t paying us to say that, it’s just really really good. Also it’s our battleground this week so you will probably (100% definitely) hear some spoilers about it on this ep. It’s ol’ Danny Boy vs. ol’ Dirkie Poo as the New Ghostbusters and the Sid Meyer’s Civilization Narrator respectively.

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Look! Up in the sky! It’s a Battle! It’s a cast! It’s Battlecast!

Warning: WATCH BLACK MIRROR FIRST PROBABLY

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Audio Engineer: Dan Brozo

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Participants: Dan Brozo, Andy Boyd, James Pugh, and Dirk Stenger.

Oct 182016
 

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Have you ever found something on the internet that’s so hypnotic and wonderful that you immediately fall in love with it and can’t help but digest every single episode of it? No, dummy. We’re not talking about Battlecast. We’re talking about the Primitive Technology Channel. Go watch it. Also, Andy is battling as the guy who runs it. He’s frighting… erm, fighting against James as Stephen King’s IT aka Pennywise.

These two unlikely enemies discover the whimsical world of The Princess Bride. But mostly just the Fire Swamps.

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Never go in against a Battlecast… when DEATH is on the line!

Warning: Dan was not meant for stand-up

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Oct 112016
 

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Unlike certain Republican presidential nominees, the Battle Boys are distinctly prosogynistic. To prove it, we welcome two females that sort of tolerate us. It’s Mrs. Anneke “Married to Dirk” Stenger and Ms. Cora “Cora” Cora. They’ll judicate the battle that takes place in Lichfield Prison from Orange is the New Black between two characters that we’re just shocked have never come up before. It’s Dirk as peppy British speed demoness, Tracer vs Dan as the Lord of Portals and being locked in a lab with robots that sing about cake, Chell. My god the Portal games are fun.

 

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The Battlecast is a lie.

Warning: Pancakes for breakfast.

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Oct 042016
 

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You thought, hoped, and the religious among you prayed that Lady Gaga was never to be used on the show again. If you needed more proof that we live in a cruel, godless world, I give you exhibit G: this god damn episode. It’s James as Lady Gaga going bangs to sweaty forehead with Drik as Marvel’s bulletproof Netflix star, Luke Cage all right here on this traumatic episode of Battlecast presented by Meltdown Comics!

Oh and probably much more importantly, the mystery guest that was previously accused of some pretty heinous groping is here to tell his side of the story.

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Can’t hear my, can’t hear my, no you can’t hear my b-b-b-Battlecast.

Warning: Battlecast sans-Dan is the best. Lol.

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Sep 272016
 

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BREAKING NEWS: Andy has been replaced on the show by Eric Baudour from Mega 64 so we’re going to completely overhaul the show to be entirely about pro wrestling and devastatingly horrible internet videos. You’re welcome.

Before the format changes though, we’ll do a battle or something. It’s Eric as the machoest man there ever was, Randy Savage. Dan’s going with a hero of the only real wrestling there is. Crocs wrestling. Steve Irwin. Neither one of them will be up to business as usual though because it’s going down in the zombie infested mall from Dead Rising.

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C’mon don’t be scurred, you runnin’ from Battlecast, that’s what I heard.

Warning: Prepare the ear bleach.

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